Abramovich’s wife to bid for Arsenal Football Club

In a shocking move, Roman Abramovich’s ex-wife Irina has declared she wants to use her divorce settlement to buy Arsenal in a bid to outdo her ex-husband.

In an interview with the Siberian Express she said; “I spent many long boring hours with Roman, both in the bedroom and at Stamford Bridge. Now that we’re divorced, I want some excitement in my life.”

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